Friday, April 28, 2006

 

Super FORD GALAXY GHIA AUTO SILVER MPV Item number: 4633452260

On 22-Apr-06 at 13:49:33 BST, seller added the following information:

Ok for the person who came to test drive it and exclaimed "Oh it's Silver - I don't want a Silver one!" Yes it's Silver. Just so that there is no error here The title says it's Silver, the description confirms this and guess what? When you look at the photo's what do you see? Yup you got it. It is indeed Silver. I am so glad that you came to view it, thanks for brightening my day.

On 22-Apr-06 at 13:58:42 BST, seller added the following information:
Hi,

Had 4 or 5 people asking what the reserve is....I can't see a reserve price on it...can you? ...er there isn't one. This is selling all the way. When the hammer falls the highest bidder wins regardless.

On 22-Apr-06 at 14:45:39 BST, seller added the following information:
Ok a round up of the latest emails:

Ok I think I have become email capital of ebay...a real magnet for wonderful questions:

Keep up the emails as there is nothing else I'd rather be doing with my time. have fun and happy bidding. Is it a full moon tonight?

On 22-Apr-06 at 23:00:22 BST, seller added the following information:

Come on guys give it a rest it's saturday night...get a life...

Sunday the day of rest...yeah right...more gems from ebay land...

Thought this might interest you - On one of my last auctions the guy who won it said that he had hooked himself up to a blood pressure monitor in the closing minutes of the bidding and his pressure went up to some ridiculous level. I do wonder some people on the net at times. Must get out more and interact with more carbon based life forms (humanoid) springs to mind.

Ok guys enough for today. I'm off to do some things as I have a life. More tomorrow no doubt.

On 24-Apr-06 at 09:35:52 BST, seller added the following information:

Well stuff me sideways with a large mexican cactus...a mail box crammed with 100's of emails...thanks just what I want to be doing on my Birthday. Yes Happy birthday to me, oh the joys of age...Ok another and possibly the last round up as ebay won't let me add anything I think within 24 hours of the end. The end is nigh.

Thankfully not long to go now so bid.

Thanks for the many messages of appreciation and yes for those that asked try this http://multiversity.blogspot.com/.

Have fun bid high. I'm off to blow out far too many candles.

On 24-Apr-06 at 10:04:28 BST, seller added the following information:

No I don't live in Lancaster??? I live in Oxford.

On 24-Apr-06 at 10:42:55 BST, seller added the following information:

Heaven help us...
Another is it left hand drive?

On 24-Apr-06 at 13:35:55 BST, seller added the following information:

Last few:

On 24-Apr-06 at 13:38:39 BST, seller added the following information:

No Bob the cup holders are not broken or damaged in any way. As I said they work.

On 24-Apr-06 at 13:41:05 BST, seller added the following information:

Well Bob I just suppose that depends on how big your cups are doesn't it. No I haven't tried them with tins. I Don't drink and drive Bob.

On 24-Apr-06 at 13:47:14 BST, seller added the following information:

Bob haven't you got work to do or do you find that you have a problem relating to the rest of the human race? What is it with the cup holders? My suggestion is that rather than buying a car you go out and buy a cup holder. It's much safer - trust me.

On 24-Apr-06 at 13:51:15 BST, seller added the following information:

Thanks Bob and I hope that you have a nice day too. Oh by the way Bob you are now barred from bidding. I figure that the motoring and pedestrian population of Great Britain are safer that way.

On 24-Apr-06 at 15:10:48 BST, seller added the following information:

Bob sending me an email under a different name won't work either. You are the only person in the world who is even remotely interested in the cup holders and you have misspelled the swear words in exactly the same way as you did in your last email. Nobody and I mean nobody cares about cup holders. Now let me make some predictions Bob and you tell me if I'm right.

How am I doing?

On 24-Apr-06 at 15:20:42 BST, seller added the following information:

Hi Bob,
Thanks for your prompt reply. How did I know about the trainspotting, the telly thing and the shirts? Just a wild crazy guess I suppose. Even though you are not a virgin are only living with your mum temporarily you are still barred. Hey tell you what, there is a chap who would love to swap emails with you. He's not doing much at the moment, he's just tending some land in the middle east and buggering up a few million peoples lives. He would be delighted to have a friend. How about you send him an email on vice_president@whitehouse.gov . All the best.

On 24-Apr-06 at 22:32:49 BST, seller added the following information:

Ahhh back on! I would like to thank all the people who have sent me e-birthday cards and greetings. Thank you.

Jamie I am sooo pleased that you have been in tears reading this. Me too - the bidding is slow!

Thanks to everyone (except Bob and Donald). Bid now please.


Comments:
The Great British public...

We yoosed to run the hole whorlled yoo no!

Makes ya so damn proud! Get's me right there, well maybe there a bit too, & there's quite nice......

I wonder who invented cup-holders anyway, British for sure..
 
thats the funniest thing ive read in a long time thanks mate


Bexsy
www.bestbritishboard.com
 
Hi Dave,

Thank you so much for this. I have not laughed so loud and for so long for ages, it was just what I needed.

Aren't Ebayers.............

Ebayers
cheers
 
brilliant m8 u deserve a medal, had me in tears....
cheers
 
Hilarious and erudite; you perhaps should be one of the Whitehall 'grey suits' and get this country sorted out. Ban cup holders and QVC!
 
A brilliant read.........So funny.
Are there people who really ask these questions out there?
 
Have to admit very funny but i can't help thinking you are now just doing this blog for the attention it is bringing you as i am sure we all know a fairly big percentage of ebayers ask stupid questions just to amuse themselves or because they are, by nature born stupid. Are you sure it is not you that is the trainspotter?? ;o)
 
Classic! Just some of the numerous idiots that are out there! (And it seems the vast majority are interested in your goods, I suggest you stop using eBay and try for car boot stalls instead)
 
ever thought of writing a book? absolutely brilliant. Thanks for the laughs
 
oh dear, you have been farked. we want you as a farker. you would fit right in. i dont know if that is compliment or not;)
 
absolutely fantastic. you have earned yourself one fan. -->me
 
SO funny!
I sell on ebay too...the stupidity never stops does it? I love getting calls at 3 am from people who cant get to bed because, get this, thier 5 dollar magazine had taken three days to arrive. They had it, but felt the need to ask me why it took a whole 72 hours to arrive AT THREE *UCKING AM!!!
I did scream at that moron.
 
You remind me of my husband, I sometmes have to stop him pressing the send button after some of the comments to ebayers that ask some really dumb questions LOL. Well Done!
 
hi dave u made it 2 the discussion boards well done. p.s. does the picassio,s indicator stalk stil make that great ticky tock sound when implemented?
 
Well done mate. I was sitting reading the Ebay auction this morning with tears runnign down my face. I had to get up, leave the computer for five minutes and go back to it. I've been using the net for years and seen many a funny thing, but this is absolute class!
 
Hello,
Well just a note to say you made my day - great to come home from work and read your efforts in trying to sell your car - Legend. Hope your birthday didn't suck too much - this has made it all the way to Kalgoorlie Australia so if you need a career change a think comedy is right up your alley.

Thanks again - still laughing.
 
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